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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Halloween Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bull with a dog?
You get away!

Where do spiders find their favorite insects?
On the Web!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
Because they have webbed feet!

How do skeletons get their mail?
By Bony Express!

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
Voodoo like to dance with me!

Why did the pumpkin wear a football helmet?
Because he was a Jock-o-Lantern!

Where do ghosts shop?
Boo-tiques!

What do Fishermen say on Halloween?
Trick-or-trout


What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare Ribs!

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A bloodhound!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
Once upon a slime!


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