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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Texas Survivor Joke

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor: Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will thenproceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back toDallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"George Strait Sucks"

"Boycott Beef"

"I love the Dixie Chicks"

"I voted for Al Gore"

"Kerry in '04"

"Hillary in 2008"

"I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.

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